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Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a sperm? A: The sperm has a...

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a sperm? A: The sperm has a chance in a million of becoming human.

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Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common? A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance...

Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common? A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being

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Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.

Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.

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Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: A prostitute...

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you’re dead.  

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Q: What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? A: Taller

Q: What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? A: Taller

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